Zara Phillips wedding: No time for a honeymoon – Zara has to flog her 25 polo shirts!

Zara Phillips wedding: No time for a honeymoon – Zara has to flog her 25 polo shirts!

No time for a honeymoon – Zara has to flog her 25 polo shirts!

8:44 AM on 5th August 2011

Horses for courses: Zara Philips and two of her models advertise her polo shirts

Horses for courses: Zara Philips and two of her models advertise her polo shirts

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Protest: Charlie Gilmour was jailed for 16 months after admitting violent disorder

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Gilmour waves a flag as he runs down Horse Guards Road during the protest on December 9 last year

Gilmour waves a flag as he runs down Horse Guards Road during the protest on December 9 last year

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Is Julian Assange the house guest from hell