Woohoo George, I"m brunette – and available!

Woohoo George, I"m brunette – and available!

Woohoo George, I”m brunette – and available!

12:05 AM on 24th June 2011

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Don”t mention marriage: George Clooney with girlfriend – or rather, ex-girlfriend – Elisabetta Canalis

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