UK riots: Meddlers and ne"er-do-wells are notoriously lazy


UK riots: Meddlers and ne"er-do-wells are notoriously lazy

Meddlers and ne”er-do-wells are notoriously lazy. That is why, ultimately, we”ll beat them

Last updated at 2:55 AM on 21st August 2011

I am today, a man transformed:

I am today, a man transformed: “Bring it on, I ain”t scared of nothing no more”

Why did such a diverse cross section of the population think it was OK to go temporarily insane

Why did such a diverse cross section of the population think it was OK to go temporarily insane (pictured above: rioters in Peckham, south east London)

I swear David Tennant based his alcoholic, penthouse-dwelling, vampire-slaying Las Vegas illusionist on Russell Brand, pre-sobriety and pre-Katy Perry

I swear David Tennant based his alcoholic, penthouse-dwelling, vampire-slaying Las Vegas illusionist on Russell Brand, pre-sobriety and pre-Katy Perry

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