The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn review

Blue blistering barnacles! Tintin”s been Botoxed

1:39 AM on 28th October 2011

Rating: 3 Star Rating

Crucial elements missing (L-R): Inspectors Thompson and Thomson (Simon Pegg and Nick Frost) and Tintin (Jamie Bell)

Crucial elements missing (L-R): Inspectors Thompson and Thomson (Simon Pegg and Nick Frost) and Tintin (Jamie Bell)

Sad and ghostly: Andy Serkis as Captain Haddock in the film

Sad and ghostly: Andy Serkis as Captain Haddock in the film

Void characters: There

Void characters: There”s something spooky about these not-quite-humans” blank, Botoxed features, their not fully-focused gaze