Ten reasons why dating sucks: Emily Hart discusses the dating game in this week"s advice blog

'There's no point dating someone that you can't see impregnating you.' Emily Hart discusses the dating game in her weekly 10 reasons why blog

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17:20 GMT, 14 August 2012

Her frank and funny internet advice
guides have garnered Emily Hart an army of female fans, with up to 70,000
viewers logging on to her youtube.com channel each week.

The journalist and blogger believes that everything can
be explained in ten reasons and recent topics covered in her '10 reasons
why … ' video blogs include Why Men Love Bitches, Why You SHOULD get married and Why You Shouldn't Diet.

This week the online presenter delves in to the tricky world of dating, and tells us why she thinks the dating game sucks.

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Dating sucks ... and there are ten reasons why according to Emily Hart

Dating sucks … and there are ten reasons why according to Emily Hart

Reason three why dating sucks: The ridiculous lies you have to make up to escape when you don't fancy your date (sorry, my hands are stuck to my head)

Reason three why dating sucks: The ridiculous lies you have to make up to escape when you don't fancy your date (sorry, my hands are stuck to my head)

TEN REASONS WHY DATING SUCKS by Emily Hart

1. That awkward moment when it comes to splitting the bill

2. Having to imagine saying 'I do' within three dates

3. Having to make up ridiculous lies to escape when you don't fancy your date

4. Not knowing what to order to eat when you DO fancy your date

5. Trying to 'play it cool' when you really don't want to

6. Pretending that you don't want to have sex and are happy to wait

7. Dating feels like a job interview

8. It is really expensive

9. You always run the risk of being stood up

10. That awkward should you shouldn't you end of date kissing moment

As an almost squeeze of Russell Brand (the comic asked Emily out following an interview last year) the pitfalls of dating is a subject close to the journalist's heart.

She says: 'It is supposed to be enjoyable and exciting and romantic but that is bullsh!t, I think it sucks.'

Included in Emily's ten reasons why dating sucks are: splitting the restaurant bill, stressing about getting married and the expense of impressing on a night out.

Talking about women of a certain age having to worry about whether he is 'the one' after just one date (reason two why dating sucks) she says: 'As you get older there's no point dating someone that you can't see impregnating you.'

And according to Emily it's not just girls who think that dating sucks, consider the poor men who have to fork out time after time.

She says: 'That cute thing that girls do
when it comes to splitting the bill, we don't mean it, and if you don't
pay for it we are going to tell all of our friends that you made us
split the bill.

'I know it sucks guys but you just can't argue with history and tradition, that would clearly be immoral.'

VIDEO: See Emily's latest advice for lovers

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