Star-spangled… bikini! Teen Bride Courtney Stodden flies the flag as she enjoys her first ever surfing lesson
20:27 GMT, 15 March 2012
With a love of alliteration so entertainingly employed on her Twitter account, Courtney Stodden must have salivated over a sensual session of surfing by the sea.
Sadly, the 17-year-old was so busy with her first ever board lesson that after her Sunday soundbite from The Bible (the classic 'do unto others'), she didn't get time to update her account with a sentence sloshing with 's' noises.
Courtney, who is married to X Files 'creep' Doug Hutchison, 51, managed to get a line of torrid prose rattled on Saturday, however, as she enjoyed the beach in a more leisurely fashion.
Wish they all could be California Girls: Courtney Stodden enjoyed her first surfing lesson in Malibu at the weekend
She wrote: 'Spending this sweet Saturday morning sunbathing topless on the beach… that sexy sand gets everywhere!'
Courtney seemed to have dealt with the issue by the time she got around to her lesson the next day, happily enough.
She'd also covered up, slightly it has to be said, in a tiny bikini emblazoned with the Stars and Stripes.
Very patriotic of her, we're sure you'll agree.
Natural: These shots show Courtney as she really is without her contrived pout, a young girl
Patriotic: Courtney donned a stars and strips bikini for her lesson on the sand
Surfin' USA: The young bride cut a cute figure in a bikini based on the American flag
And she seemed to take to the whole experience well, though she eventually abandoned the lesson after a few pratfalls into the surf.
Which is an improvement upon her disastrous foray into the world of the internet.
She launched her own website last, and spelled her own name wrong.
The blonde glamour model forgot a letter d in her surname and the error could be seen in the title bar on the site.
The mistake has since been corrected, but the gaff was originally picked up by Buzzfeed.com.
Game attempt: Courtney eventually gave up but made valiant attempts to stay on the board
Surf's up: Courtney looks sweet as she drops the pout to concentrate on the task in hand
And she's away: Courtney manages to balance on her board for a few seconds
As expected, 'The Official Site Of Courtney Stodden' features racy snaps of the teenager as soon as you hit the home screen.
The teenager appears to be lying on a bed, a white sheet provocatively covering her modesty.
Membership to the site is free, and
according to Hollyscoop in a statement released today, it promises to:
'showcase Stodden's never-before-seen photos, videos, up-to-the-minute
news flashes, press releases and blog.'
For the price of $39.99 members can
also obtain a signed picture of Courtney in a bikini, as well as the
ability to view more racier snaps of the teen bride.
Taking a tumble: Courtney laughs as he comes flying off the surf board
God loves a trier: Devout Christian Courtney refused to give up initially
Moments of glory: Courtney gave it her all, and looked prettier without her trademark 'stripper' shoes
On the website, Courtney describes herself as somebody with 'extraordinary beauty and a daring personality.'
'In just nine short months – since
moving to Los Angeles in May 2011- the seventeen year old has
captivated the attention of Hollywood and international media at large
with her extraordinary beauty, daring personality, and fearless
persistence for always – 'being herself'.'
And if members were not lucky enough,
they can also go in the running to get an invite to Courtney's 18th
birthday, which will take place in August this year.