Pippa Middleton"s extended family "tell all" in Crazy About Pippa documentary

Pippa Middleton"s extended family "tell all" in Crazy About Pippa documentary

Pippa Middleton”s extended family “tell all” in new documentary… but the truth is they”ve never even MET her

3:53 PM on 11th August 2011

Her Royal Hotness: Pippa Middleton, pictured at her sister

Her Royal Hotness: Pippa Middleton, pictured at her sister”s wedding in April, was the subject of a new documentary that aired on TLC last night

Katrina Darling, 20, a burlesque performer from Sunderland, is Pippa

Distant relative: Katrina Darling, 20, a burlesque performer from Sunderland, is Pippa”s second cousin – but she has never actually met any of the Middletons

Paul Harrison didn

New family: Paul Harrison didn”t know he was related to the Middletons until he was contacted by the film crew

Famous derriere: The sight of Pippa

“Global phenomenon”: The documentary describes how Miss Middleton she shot to fame as maid of honour at her sister”s wedding to Prince William in April

Self-publicity: U.S. porn baron Steven Hirsch tells how he offered Pippa $5m to take part in an adult movie, reading out the letter he sent to her

Self-publicity: U.S. porn baron Steven Hirsch tells how he offered Pippa $5m to take part in an adult movie, reading out the letter he sent to her

“Putting it out there”: Viewers get a glimpse of Mr Hirsch”s letter to Pippa, which said that her brother James could get $1m if he appeared in a separate scene

Fame expert

Fame expert “Reality TV star” Ben Duncan postulates on all the “great parties” Pippa might get invited to now

Affectionate nickname: The documentary will claim that Harry, pictured joking with his new sister-in-law at the royal wedding, calls Pippa Middleton

Promises: The trailer promised to divulge details on Pippa”s relationship with Harry but, in fact, an unknown relative simply said they”d make a “good couple”