PETRONELLA WYATT: Lucian and me: The naked truth


PETRONELLA WYATT: Lucian and me: The naked truth

Lucian and me: The naked truth

Last updated at 10:00 PM on 30th July 2011

Lucian Freud should be canonised by the Vatican for his good works to unfortunate females all over the world

Lucian Freud should be canonised by the Vatican for his good works to unfortunate females all over the world

Freud seemed aggrieved when female sitters were attractive. He resented painting beautiful swans such as Debo, Duchess of Devonshire and Jerry Hall

Freud seemed aggrieved when female sitters were attractive. He resented painting beautiful swans such as Debo, Duchess of Devonshire and Jerry Hall

John Major Edwina Currie

Stealth sex on a stick Step forward John Major (left). I have never been able to get over his preference for Edwina Currie (right)

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