Monaco royal wedding: Princess Charlene and Prince Albert – call that a kiss?
Call that a kiss The stars and their lukewarm smooches
1:00 PM on 5th July 2011
The Ice Kiss: Prince Albert has his eyes open during his wedding in Monaco. He”s checking she hasn”t bolted again. Princess Charlene has her eyes are closed. She”s hoping that he has
The “All About Me”: Forget fiancee Mezghan Hussainy, Simon Cowell thinks he can see his reflection in the window, while Madonna might have been thinking it was time to tell Guy Ritchie she wanted a divorce
The “Sorry I Didn”t See You There”: Liz Hurley tries a reconciliation kiss with Hugh Grant. Alas, his wandering eye is looking elsewhere . Meanwhile, Heather Mills looks ready to take a vampire”s bite out of Paul McCartney
The Tantric Kiss: Can Sting and Trudie Styler make this kiss last over nine hours Elsewhere, Neil Hamilton nervously puckers up to battleaxe Christine like and insect that knows its place in the food chain
The Missed Target: Jeffrey Archer checks to see if wife Mary is as fragrant as ever. But is she embracing him, or pushing him away Helen Mirren’s spouse Taylor Hackford surely didn”t mean to plant a smacker on her eye
The Cherie Chaser: Tony Blair grins and bears it as Cherie demonstrates how he should have hung on to power, while Gordon Brown shows that it”s not just politics he can get wrong
P.S. Even our own Duke gets it wrong from time to time!
The Golden Oldie: Oh, Philip, do behave! Her Majesty”s famous reserve remains unruffled by the Duke of Edinburgh”s unexpected declaration of affection