LIZ JONES MOANS: Press two if you want to be driven mad by a phone robot

LIZ JONES MOANS: Press two if you want to be driven mad by a phone robot

12:49 AM on 1st September 2011

Funny, outrageous and downright rude. Who’s in Liz Jones’ firing line this week Ringing a robot: Speaking to call centres drives Liz Jones mad

Ringing a robot: Speaking to call centres drives Liz Jones mad

Looking tired: Gwyneth Paltrow on the cover of Elle

Looking tired: Gwyneth Paltrow on the cover of Elle

Real woman: Katy Perry wears a Atelier Versace dress that doesn

Real woman: Katy Perry wears a Atelier Versace dress that doesn”t flatter her curves