'What a little w***e!' Kris Jenner is forced to take lie detector test by her daughters after secret meeting with ex-lover
07:23 GMT, 30 July 2012
After last week's tumultuous episode saw Kris and Bruce on the verge on splitting up, this week's Kardashian adventure focused on those crazy kids trying to get their parents back together.
On last week’s episode Bruce found a new golf partner in Angie Everhart.
Bruce told Kris he loved playing golf with the model, and Kris became greener than Kris Humphries was when he agreed to marry Kim… but in her case, with jealousy.
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Under pressure: Kris Jenner is forced to take a lie detector test after meeting up with a former love behind husband Bruce's back
Still, Angie and Bruce continued to flirt wildly and Kris spotted them in the act as she and daughter Kim spied from a golf cart.
She then set up a meeting with former toyboy, Todd Waterman, who she had enjoyed an affair with while married to her childrens' father Robert.
But when cheeky Todd asked what room they were in and if Kris was 'tipsy yet' before suggesting shots during their meeting, Kris quickly realises that the grass isn't greener.
She comes away thinking she made the right decision, and decides it's Bruce she loves.
The matriarch then wakes Bruce up to tell her how she feels, he's grumpy to be disturbed and even more annoyed when told: 'Tonight is the night that I had to meet up with Todd again.'
Cunning plan: Kim has a plan so cunning that you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel – she wants her mother to take a lie detector test
'You little w***e!' Kris doesn't want to tell Kourtney that she met up with Todd and when her eldest daughter calls her a 'wh***' you can see why
Divided: Daughter and mother are livid after Kris's confession and Kourtney dubbing her mother 'a wh***'
She then added: 'I may have been fantasising about someone for 25 years who didn't justify it.'
'What an idiot you are, I don't know if I can even trust you,' he understandably yells back at her.
Kris remains stunned that Bruce is not understanding about her secret meet up, however.
She tries to explain why meeting with Todd has given her a new perspective on him and, it should be good news for Bruce.
Bruce just asks Kris to explain why she had to see the 'a******.'
'The grass isn't always greener' Kris realised that she'd built the Todd fantasy up and wanted Bruce after all
Moment of truth: Kris is wired up to a lie detector test in her kitchen as her 'favourite daughter' Kim sits beside her
Watching her every move: Kris's daughters are engrossed in the test
When the time comes to confess to her daughters, Kris cruelly tells pregnant Kourtney to leave the room but her sisters rail against it and the eldest daughter remains.
After Kris confesses to her children, it becomes clear why she didn't want Kourtney there as she exclaims at her mother: 'What a little w***e!'
Kourtney hen adds that she feels like her mother is lying about the outcome, and her other daughters chime in with their disapproval, Kim suggests a lie detector test.
Kourtney asks 'did you touch his p**** under the table with your foot'
To find out such edifying details, the girls enlist a polygraph specialist called Joseph who has worked with 'the Kennedys and the CIA.'
She's passed: Note that 'favourite daughter' Kim is a bit happier than Khloe and Kourtney
Ongoing enmity: Kris is amazed that Bruce is still angry, even after the test
'I want to know the truth!' Bruce is angry that Kris met Todd at all, no matter what the test said
When they tell an obviously rattled Bruce, he confides in the girls that just after he married Kris she told him: 'Never trust me.'
Bruce therefore thinks the test is a great idea, and is keen to hear the results… the girls joke that their mother will 'enjoy the attention'
The test moment arrives, and Kris is asked questions devised by her daughters.
She is asked if Kim is her favourite daughter and answers: 'Yes,' and 'no' to whether or not she has ever taken a bigger cut than she was entitled to from their deals.
She also answers in the affirmative as to whether Robert Kardashian is Khloe's real father.
Loggerheads: The atmosphere at a family meal is completely ruined by Bruce's attitude towards Kris
She's at it again: But wait, the blessed Kim has had another cunning plan…
Heartbreak Hotel Kim decides to send her parents to this beachfront idyll so they can make up (away from the drab reality of their plush million dollar mansion)
And it's of course a no to being 'in love with Todd Waterman,' and another negative as to whether an affair is on the cards.
The affair question causes a bump on the test, but Joseph explains it is most likely the emotion of a memory recalled and Kris is judged as passing the test.
She high fives her delighted daughters, but Bruce is still unconvinced,
He wants answers about the meeting, and he says he saw the needle bouncing around.
A fine romance: With Bruce downstairs alone on the sofa watching TV, things are unlikely to get cosy
Breakthrough: But what's this It's another cunning plan from Kim, who seems to have ALL the plot driving plans in the show, to send a photo album to the house
That's got their attention: Who knew this modest pair would want to look at pictures of themselves
The man of the house even yells 'whopee' sarcastically after Kris pleads that the dinner made her feel better so he should be pleased.
The children make up their minds to send the parents to a beach house Malibu (after deciding they need to get away from the drab reality of their multi-million dollar mansion).
But their relationship is as rocky as the coastline… even there.
Until, that is, Kim sends a book of photographs charting their relationship in photographs jolts them into a realisation.
The pair agree to get their relationship back on track, before enjoying a romantic sunset.
Early date: The couple love this snap from the beginning of their courtship, so too will fans of the mullet
The good old days: The couple realise they don't put their relationship first and vow to do so from now on
And so they lived, happily ever after: Because that will draw loads of viewers into the show, of course