Jeremy Clarkson: My dear, if you marry him you"re asking for trouble


My dear, if you marry Clarkson you”re asking for trouble

8:49 AM on 28th October 2011

Gagged: Clarkson tried to stop his wife Frances Cain from hearing claims from ex-wife Alexandra Hall they had an affair after they divorced. He vehemently denies it.

Gagged: Clarkson tried to stop his wife Frances Cain hearing claims from ex-wife Alexandra Hall they had an affair after they divorced. He vehemently denies it

Alex Hall: It is always about the money, honey. Everyone knows that. No one is being fooled.

Alex Hall: It is always about the money, honey. Everyone knows that. No one is being fooled

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Smiling: Alex outside Max Clifford”s office yesterday. This all goes to show what an utter waste of time and money these injunctions are

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