JANET STREET PORTER: Red Ken, five kids by three women and a nasty whiff of hypocrisy…

Red Ken, five kids by three women and a nasty whiff of hypocrisy…

Colourful relationship history: Ken Livingstone on his wedding day to second wife Emma Beal

Colourful relationship history: Ken Livingstone on his wedding day to second wife Emma Beal

Controversial: Rock Chick Barbie has pink hair and tattoos

Putting his country first: Carla Bruni has been left holding the baby while French President Sarkozy attends to matters of national importance

Putting his country first: Carla Bruni has been left holding the baby while French President Sarkozy attends to matters of national importance

Dangerous footwear: Louboutins

Dangerous footwear: Louboutins