Human Barbie Sarah Burge: Fake tans for little girls and mothers

Human Barbie Sarah Burge: Fake tans for little girls and mothers

Fake tans for little girls and mothers who think the only way is excess

Last updated at 1:39 PM on 10th June 2011

Taking after mummy: When Sarah Burge gave the voucher for the procedure to her daughter, Poppy, to use when she is 16

Taking after mummy: When Sarah Burge gave the voucher for the procedure to her daughter, Poppy, to use when she is 16

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