Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher age gap: Drop the cougar act

Drop the cougar act Demi. It”s time for an old codger in a cardigan

12:30 PM on 30th September 2011

Enlarge Crisis: Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore

Crisis: Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore

Demi Moore tweeted crypted messages quoting Epictetus earlier this week

Demi Moore tweeted cryptic messages quoting Epictetus earlier this week

Another cryptic tweet from four days ago where Demi posted a picture of her face with her eyes closed and the words: I see through you.

Another cryptic tweet from four days ago where Demi posted a picture of her face with her eyes closed and the words: “I see through you.”

The other woman Leal is allegedly demanding $250,000 for her silence

The other woman Leal is allegedly demanding $250,000 for her silence

Ashton and Demi pictured in May. Jan Moir says an age gap is like a glacier that splits into ice floes, which then drift further and further away from each other in a choppy sea

Ashton and Demi pictured in May. Jan Moir says an age gap is like a glacier that splits into ice floes, which then drift further and further away from each other in a choppy sea

Rene and Yvette in

Rene and Yvette in “Allo “Allo

Joanna Lumley is so right to suggest that women should not be constrained by the rules of what not to wear and do once they get older

Joanna Lumley is so right to suggest that women should not be constrained by the rules of what not to wear and do once they get older

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