Running in heels Teen bride Courtney Stodden goes for a jog in sky-high perspex stilettos and barely-there shorts
She has them permanently fixed to her feet when she pouts and poses alongside her much older husband Doug Hutchinson.
And although ludicrous, it is somewhat no surprise that teen bride Courtney Stodden went jogging in her obligatory perspex stripper-style stilettos today.
Clad in a pair of barely-there skin-tight running shorts, the 17-year-old fame-hungry teenager hit the pavement for some exercise.
Running in heels: Courtney Stodden wore her obligatory perspex stripper-style stilettos to go running in Los Angeles today with her dog and new 'security guard'
This time she managed to pry herself away from Doug, 51, and in place was a man dressed in a suit, said to be her 'security guard', who was trying to keep up alongside her.
The scene was completed with Courtney's Chinese crested dog, who is dyed pink.
Putting herself through her paces, Courtney, of course, preened herself during the run with the occasional flick of the hair and some Baywatch-style beach run poses.
How do you manage that Clad in a pair of barely there
skin-tight running shorts, the 17-year-old fame-hungry teenager hit the
pavement for some exercise in the towering shoes
Proving to be too much, the tanned and toned teen was later forced to remove her sky-high footwear mid-run, and continued on barefoot.
Her tiny pins on display in her miniscule shorts, she paired the attire with a very tight PETA t-shirt with the words 'Vegetarian' emblazoned across the front.
The seemingly mock security guard played the part by listening into an earpiece fixed firmly in his ear.
Tiny: Not only did Courtney's shorts look miniscule, so did her legs
Courtney's outing comes after she recently appeared in a Funny Or Die skit alongside husband Doug.
In the clip, Seinfeld star Jason Alexander is seen groping her, however, it is all in the name of comedy.
Alexander plays talk show host, motivator and toupee-wearing Donny Clay.
the likes of Dr. Phil and Dr. Drew, Donny advises the couple that they
need to resist the judgement of their naysayers who believe that their
relationship is inappropriate.
Taking a break: Proving to be too much, the tanned and
toned teen was later forced to remove her sky-high footwear mid-run, and
continued on barefoot
In a section of the show entitled 'Resist Judgement: Assess Your Partner', Donny explains that Courtney bravely went on the Dr. Drew show and underwent an ultrasound to prove her bosoms were real.
'I don't want to do that, I am not that crass. I don't care about your breasts. They are lovely,' Donny explains.
'What I care about is the quality of your heart. So I have a special app here on my iPhone. So if I may I am going to use this to find out what is the quality of your heart.'
Preening: Putting herself through her paces,
Courtney, of course, preened herself during the run with the occasional
flick of the hair and some Baywatch-style beach run poses
Putting the phone up to her chest, Donny perversely snaps away, explaining that he is confused as to which side her heart is on, with Doug sitting on the couch looking concerned.
Rubbing the left side of her chest with the phone Donny says: 'That's great, I am getting a lot. Are you getting anything'
After Courtney looks perplexed, he holds the phone to her head and says: ' I am not getting anything here,' before putting it back to her breast saying 'But I've got full bars here!'
Fame-hungry: Courtney wears her stripper-style heels for a shopping date with husband Doug earlier this month
In the following spoof, Donny wants the couple to 'Express Your Love'.
'Tell me why you love her Doug' he says turning to the Green Mile star.
'I love you because you captured my heart, and I love your spirit…' Doug says to Courtney.
Getting to grips with Courtney: Seinfeld star Jason Alexander is seen
groping Doug Hutchinson's teen bride Courtney in a recent Funny Or
Interrupted by Donny, he tells Doug: 'No. I am sorry that is a response anybody can have. I am going to do something for you. I am going to role play for a moment. I am not going to be Donny now, I am going to be Doug,' he explains.
Turning to Courtney, he gets into character: 'Courtney I love you because I know I can take you behind this couch and have you in a number of ways.'
Squealing in delight, the bubbly blonde throws her head back.
'See the reaction I get as I talk to Doug' he explains to Doug.
Perverse: In the skit Alexander is seen rubbing Courtney's chest with his iPhone
In the last segment Donny urges the couple to 'Strengthen Each Other'.
He asks Courtney what criticism she has about her husband of just under a year.
'Well, I put on the sexiest lingerie at night and I just lie in bed and he's on the computer with his emails.' she complains.
'Is he ignoring you He's not giving you the attention you need,' asks Donny.
After nodding her head, he turns around and repeatedly slaps Doug in the face.
Touchy-feely: Of course Courtney preens herself throughout the skit, regularly touching her body
'Give her attention for godssake,' he yells.
But when it is Doug's turn to express his concerns about his young wife, he doesn't even get a chance to open his mouth.
Instead, Donny immediately slaps him in the face, screaming 'you're wrong!'