Celebrity Big Brother: "Touch wood our marriage doesn"t break up": Sally Bercow expresses frustration over expectations of public life

Celebrity Big Brother: "Touch wood our marriage doesn"t break up": Sally Bercow expresses frustration over expectations of public life

“Touch wood our marriage doesn”t break up”: Sally Bercow expresses frustration over expectations of public life

2:39 AM on 23rd August 2011

Heart to heart: Sally Bercow

Heart to heart: Sally Bercow “touched wood” when Paddy Doherty said it was good her marriage to John Bercow had survived his high-profile job

“I”m expected to do certain things”: Sally claimed she felt restricted by her husband”s job

Rude awakening: One of the twins and Paddy don

Rude awakening: One of the twins and Paddy don”t react well when they”re woken by a noisy alarm and lights

“On Planet Jedward nothing matters… except their hair”: Sally was unimpressed when the twins used all her shampoo

Reliving the past: Kerry Katona recalled her infamous appearance on This Morning, when she appeared to be slurring on TV

Reliving the past: Kerry Katona recalled her infamous appearance on This Morning, when she appeared to be slurring on TV

Crude: Amy refused to use the dishcloth, claiming one of the female housemates had used it to clean her nether regions

Crude: Amy refused to use the dishcloth, claiming one of the female housemates had used it to clean her nether regions

Paranoid: Tara believes Darryn hates her and would

Paranoid: Tara believes Darryn hates her and would “poison” her… but then clears the air

Getting creative: Pamela turns a bedsheet into a dress for the Midsummer

Getting creative: Pamela turns a bedsheet into a dress for the Midsummer”s Night Dream-themed fashion show

How do I look: The twins measure each other up for their creations

How do I look: The twins measure each other up for their creations

Strike a pose: Amy looks vacant as she sashays down the make-shift catwalk

Strike a pose: Amy looks vacant as she sashays down the make-shift catwalk

Going Native: Tara was inspired by Pocahontas for her design

Going Native: Tara was inspired by Pocahontas for her design

Missing his missus: Paddy paid tribute to his wife Roseanne after missing the couple

Missing his missus: Paddy paid tribute to his wife Roseanne after missing the couple”s 34th wedding anniversary

“A cross between Superman and Lois Lane”: Jedward appeared to perform a contemporary dance on the catwalk

Predicable: Sally admitted she knew there would be a bedsheet-themed task in the house

Predicable: Sally admitted she knew there would be a bedsheet-themed task in the house

“I hope my husband”s proud”: Sally sent a message to her husband following her fashion show

Cosy: Amy snuggles up to John (right) and Edward (left) in bed

Cosy: Amy snuggles up to John (right) and Edward (left) in bed