Britain"s Got Talent 2011: Simon Cowell"s Botox and hairy moobs – it"s a "NO" from me


Britain"s Got Talent 2011: Simon Cowell"s Botox and hairy moobs – it"s a "NO" from me

Botox, hairy moobs and why Britain”s run out of talent. Sorry, Simon it”s a “NO” from me

9:54 AM on 1st June 2011

V for victory Simon Cowell arrives for the live Britain

V for victory Simon Cowell arrives for the live Britain”s Got Talent semi-final in London

Sulking: Cheryl Cole was dumped by the U.S. X Factor, a decision that has left Cowell

Sulking: Cheryl Cole was dumped by the U.S. X Factor, a decision that has left Cowell “bereft”

Failing to impress: Simon Cowell appears to have lost a little of his Midas touch

Failing to impress: Simon Cowell appears to have lost a little of his Midas touch

Bottom of the barrel: This year

Bottom of the barrel: This year”s contestants on BGT, including Britney impersonator Lorna Bliss, have reached a new low