Breaking Dawn review: Time to nail the coffin shut on the Twilight Saga


Po-faced lovers. Potty Plots. Woeful special effects. It”s time to nail the coffin shut on the Twilight Saga… Save us from the vapid vampires!

Tamed: Robert Pattinson (Edward) and Kristen Stewart (Bella) star in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1, in which they marry

Tamed: Robert Pattinson (Edward) and Kristen Stewart (Bella) star in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1, in which they marry

Pregnancy plot: The film speediest pregnancy in history, and an alarmingly gruesome childbirth

Pregnancy plot: The film speediest pregnancy in history, and an alarmingly gruesome childbirth

Here come the boys: Robert Pattinson (right) and Taylor Lautner (left) at the Breaking Dawn premiere in Barcelona, Spain last night

Here come the boys: Robert Pattinson (right) and Taylor Lautner (left) at the Breaking Dawn premiere in Barcelona, Spain last night

Film premiere: (Left to right) Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner arriving for the UK premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1, at the Westfield Stratford City, Stratford, this week

Film premiere: (Left to right) Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner arriving for the UK premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1, at the Westfield Stratford City, Stratford, this week

Co-stars: The three actors all arrived for the premiere in sultry black matching outfits

Co-stars: The three actors all arrived for the premiere in sultry black matching outfits

Lady in black: Kristen Stewart stars as Bella in the Twilight Saga

Lady in black: Kristen Stewart stars as Bella in the Twilight Saga

Having a laugh: The two co-stars joke around on the red carpet in Barcelona, Spain

Having a laugh: The two co-stars joke around on the red carpet in Barcelona, Spain
Rating: 1 Star Rating