Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jeremy Irons and why you can"t teach dirty dogs new tricks

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jeremy Irons and why you can"t teach dirty dogs new tricks

JAN MOIR: Arnie, Irons and why you can”t teach dirty old dogs new tricks

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Eyes front: Jeremy Irons insists bottom pinching is no bad thing

Eyes front: Jeremy Irons insists bottom pinching is no bad thing

Shameless Arnold Schwarzenegger steps out in an Jovial: The Terminator actor reportedly got his top last year at a farewell party for his staff as he stepped down as Governor of California

Shameless Arnold Schwarzenegger steps out in an “I survived Maria” T-shirt in Santa Monica after cheating on estranged wife Maria Shriver

Jeremy Irons with Sinead Cusack. The couple have been married for 33 years

Jeremy Irons with Sinead Cusack. The couple have been married for 33 years

Fashion royalty: Vogue

Fashion royalty: Vogue”s Anna Wintour

A female riot cop

A female riot cop

Pantomime: X Factor

Pantomime: X Factor”s Katy Waissel in Woodward”s albino lashes