A regal wedding it ain"t! What we can expect when Zara Phillips ties the knot with "The Fridge" Mike Tindall

A regal wedding it ain"t! What we can expect when Zara Phillips ties the knot with "The Fridge" Mike Tindall

A regal wedding it ain”t! What we can expect when Zara Phillips ties the knot with “The Fridge” Mike Tindall

4:18 AM on 23rd July 2011

Talented: Zara is a fine sportswoman as well as a shrewd businesswoman

Talented: Zara is a fine sportswoman as well as a shrewd businesswoman

Smile: It

Smile: It”s anticipated thir “regal” wedding will be on a different scale to Prince William and Kate”s

Cheers: Mike Tindall enjoyed an epic stag do in Florida

Cheers: Mike Tindall enjoyed an epic stag do in Florida

THE BOOZE-ATHON

The Palace vetoed Zara

The Palace vetoed Zara”s plans to have the wedding covered in Hello! magazine

The Queen

The Queen”s parish church: Zara and Mike will be wed at Canongate Kirk on Edinburgh”s Royal Mile

No invite: Prince Harry

No invite: Prince Harry”s new squeeze Florence Brudenell-Bruce may not get an invite to the party