10 reasons why … I wish I was a lesbian: Latest video blog from outspoken journalist Emily Hartridge
14:09 GMT, 13 September 2012
She left comedian Russell Brand
mesmerised when she interviewed him earlier this year, and now wannabe
presenter Emily Hartridge has became the latest internet sensation
thanks to her hugely popular video blog.
10 Reasons Why … a weekly advice blog for the Huffington Post in which Emily gives her candid views on life, love and relationships, has attracted over 800,000 visitors.
28-year-old frankly discusses a number of subjects including Why Women
Love Bad Boys, Why You SHOULD Get Married and Why Women Watch Porn,
which has received over 300,000 views since it was uploaded seven weeks
ago. This week it's ten reasons why she wishes she was a lesbian.
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She's back! Emily Hart's latest video outlines exactly why she wishes she was a lesbian
The attractive brunette’s self deprecating sense of humour and brutally honest opinions are winning her a legion of fans online and the latest installment from the outspoken journalist details exactly why she wishes she was in a relationship with a women.
She opens the clip by stating: 'I just think the world would be a happier and less stressful place if women went out with women.'
Using her sister Jessica to convey the lesbian scenes, Emily begins her expletive ridden video by expressing how men baffle her.
Sister act: With some help from her sister Jessica, she shows exactly why dating a women would be so easy
Joker: It is no surprise that comedian Russel Brand was a fan and Emily doesn't hold back from illustrating her points
'Men baffle the s**t out of me, but women just understand each other,' she says.
'If I was a women I wouldn't have that awkward conversation every single month about periods because men are almost incapable of holding a grown up conversation about it,' she says as she sticks tampons up her nose to relay her point.
'You know what men, they are helpful if you have a nosebleed,' she says.
She then acts out lesbian bedroom antics and acts out hilarious impressions of men trying to convey their feelings.
Cheeky: Emily accidentally gropes her sisters boobs in the hilarious video clips
Pajama dance: The sisters close the video with a funny dance in tiny shorts
On the topic of weight issues, she explains that women know exactly what they're talking about.
Standing in front of the camera she asks: 'Do I look fat' to which her female friend replies: 'I think you've lost weight Em.'
'For future reference men, lie, dear god lie,' she says humorously into the camera.
She adds: 'I have noticed there are a distinct lack of men in the world, but there are just hot women everywhere.
'If I was a lesbian I would be tapping that s**t up' she says as she mockingly rubs sunscreen into her sister in the park and 'accidentally' gropes her breasts.
It is no wonder that Russell Brand was taken by Emily and her hilarious humour
In a comic scene, Emily explains that waking up with a women means you don't have the awkward 'condom hiding' situation in the morning with a little help from her camera savvy sister.
And her final reason shows her and her sister skipping off into the distance because 'after you break up with a girl, you still have a best friend.'
She concludes: 'So I think I made a pretty strong case of why I think I should go out with a women, but I do like penises but sometimes I wish I didn't because life would be a simpler place.'
The clip closes on her and her sister performing the 'pajama dance' in tiny shorts as she celebrates reaching nearly 12,000 subscribers.